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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? ""Aloha Ackbar"" doesn't go over well at the airport"

"When do clocks die? When their time is up."

"My can of whoop ass seems to have expired."

"The interesting thing about the Royal wedding is ... ..... exactly ...."

"At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, ""Are you two an item?"""

"Today a preacher told me that Jesus died for me, it made feel feel horrible.... I didn't even know the poor guy was sick!"

"What's blue and doesn't fit any more? A dead epileptic."

"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."

"Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a? Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful"

"What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG"