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Joke of the Day
"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"
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"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"
"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"
"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"
"Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn't it."
"Something about everything sucks."
"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
"What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-ce."
"What do you call a puppy with a camera? A furtographer"
"When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on."