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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter"
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"Where can you find a black Jew? In the back of the oven."
"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"
"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health..."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. -Jackie Mason"
"They irony of being hit by a Dodge."
"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."
"A conversation between 3 partially deaf elderly men. Elder 1: It's windy! Elder 2: No, it's thursday! Elder 3: Right, let's all get a cuppa tea shall we?"
"Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it."