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Joke of the Day

"Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers"

"I'd tell you a joke about thorium... But it would be quite shocking."

"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."

"I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here"

"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."

"The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo"

"What's the most common Jewish name? 17038"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!"

"German sausages... are the WURST!"

"Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed ""we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."""