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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."
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"How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. ...Marry her."
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"
"What do you call an intelligent prostitute? A fucking genius!"
"Did you know that the illuminati created golf as a way of harnessing the world's most valuable energy source? Angry old white men."
"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."
"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"
"What do you call a soldier who has been mustard gassed and pepper sprayed? A seasoned veteran.. I'm so sorry"
"What's worse than a moron? A lessoff."
"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."