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Joke of the Day

"You know that video game, Mario, right? Do you know what his overalls are made of? Denim denim denim"

"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."

"Einstein invented a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."

"The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating... ...when I asked why, he said ""So I can finish the examination."""

"Pssst! I'm voting. Does anyone know the answer to #4? And who do I show my tits for extra credit? That old lady doesn't look interested."

"I'm not exactly Jew. I'm just Jewish."

"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."

"What do you call an Asian penguin? A penguyen"