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Joke of the Day

"You know that video game, Mario, right? Do you know what his overalls are made of? Denim denim denim"

"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."

"I had a Mayweather joke, but it ran away from me."

"How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs."

"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"

"A friend of mine sold an old rifle he inherited from his German grandfather. The ad says: ""French-made rifle. From WW2. Never used. Only dropped once."""

"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"

"So a guy walks into a cow Moo"

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee."

"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"