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Joke of the Day

"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"

"I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there. It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes."

"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."

"What do you call a pothead that murders? Stonedface killer."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"

"What was Bruce lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"

"2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks. 2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme."

"If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces."

"The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............ ""Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."""

"What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!"