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Joke of the Day

"A guy shows up late for work... The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"What is the first thing a blind man says? My eyes! My eyes!"

"Everyone is constantly trying to be interesting & that's why we're all so boring"

"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"Why is 7 afraid of 8? It's not, numbers don't have emotions."

"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."

"I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips."

"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"

"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."