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Joke of the Day

"Assert dominance over your boss by choosing an elevator button higher than the one he picked & act like its a big deal to wait for his floor"

"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"

"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"

"After decades of research scientists in Texas have discovered a new use for sheep! Wool!"

"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."

"Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener"

"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."

"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."

"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble everywhere."

"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."