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Joke of the Day

"After decades of research scientists in Texas have discovered a new use for sheep! Wool!"

"My mom was in a horrible car accident on her way to pick up lunch today. It's really bad guys, I need your prayers. I'm so hungry."

"I once had a llama."

"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"

"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"

"""If all your friends jumped"" 'Yes' ""But if they"" 'Yes' ""But"" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?"

"Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird? Tequila, I'm looking at you."

"What do you call a naughty football joke? An offensive line"

"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."

"Sea jokes aren't for little kids. They're too salty."