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Joke of the Day

"My dogs name is Nama Only reason is so I can say:""Nama stay"""

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."

"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"

"I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' Age is clearly a word."

"I'm all wet! ""Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."

"What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog."

"Which country's capital apologises for its religion? Islamabad."

"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."

"I've heard like seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor it's gonna benign."