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Joke of the Day
"Which country's capital apologises for its religion? Islamabad."
Next Joke
"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."
"""This is mine"", he growled passionately into her ear. ""Are we clear?"" Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words, ""STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTE SHIT"""
"Right now feels like the eye of the storm, or, if you're younger than 25, the drop in the dubstep song."
"Guess what? Chicken butt"
"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."
"At my soccer game, the referee looked a lot like Edward Snowden... What a whistle blower."
"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."
"I'd never be on a reality show, but only because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I'm talking to her on the phone."