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Joke of the Day

"Which country's capital apologises for its religion? Islamabad."

"What is the difference between the Cleveland Browns and Santa...... Santa is still relevent in december"

"Magician to a hot chick: I will do a magic trick on you. I will fuk you and then I will disappear."

"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."

"I just slapped my phone out of my mom's hand like it was a live grenade because she started scrolling thru my photos."

"I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow."

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""

"Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear ""You've taught me so much."""

"According to this box of cereal I am a family of 13 eating breakfast"

"So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said ""Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"""