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Joke of the Day

"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"

"If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?"

"What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. ^Sorry."

"Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'"

"What where Adam's first words to Eve? ""Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"""

"Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator."

"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."

"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"

"A man went to the store buy condoms The cashier asked him, ""Do you want a bag?"" He replied, ""No thanks, she's not that ugly."""

"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"