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Joke of the Day
"My penis is only a fraction of an inch... Thirty three thirds."
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"Who was the marketing genius who decided to call killer whales ""killer whales"" instead of ""sea pandas""???"
"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""
"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"
"I'm crap at telling jokes. I keep on punching up the fuck lines."
"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."
"Gay guys are fucking assholes."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"
"The person sleeping next to you is statistically more likely to murder you than any other person on the entire planet. Do the dishes."
"What did the music thief do in college? Take notes."