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Joke of the Day

"My favorite sex position I called wow Its when I flip your mom over."

"NSFW Your cock's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"

"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."

"I hope it's true that girls eventually turn into their mothers, because this girl I just ran over has a mother who's alive."

"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."

"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"

"Earth's scientists have discovered that sheep are smarter than most primates. This explains why not a lot of sheep tune in to Jersey Shore."

"I misspelled ""marriage"" and Auto Correct changed it to ""mirage."" What do you know that I don't, Auto Correct?"

"What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common? Ze-bras!"

"Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying ""Don't worry, we cleaned it up"""