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Joke of the Day

"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."

"Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*."

"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."

"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"

"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."

"""The Great Gatsby"" is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid."

"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"

"I don't get why kids hate me... ... I mean the sex isn't that bad."

"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."

"Are people in culinary school required to do dessertations?"