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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."
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"Hey, want to hear a Top Gear joke? Morris Marina. badump-pshhh"
"Fitbits are the selfies of exercise."
""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"
"Me: A coworker called me 'Papa Hemingway' today. Her: Because of your beard? Me: Well it wasn't because of my Nobel in Literature."
"Son, I haven't slept at all in the past 10 days! Son: Why not? Dad: Because I sleep at night."
"What did the balding thief say in the wig store? Toupee or not toupee"
"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."
"What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!"
"I think RoastMe should be renamed... to DaisExMachina."