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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."
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"I'm getting really good at this parenting thing. I just secretly ate 3 oreos while my kids were in the same room."
"The most tedious aspect of my job is the part where I have to jiggle the mouse every 30 minutes to keep the screensaver from activating."
"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."
"I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty."
"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
"What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives? The guy gets fierious."
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're usually plugged into a know-it-all."
"What's the opposite of 4chan? 4chad"
"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""