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Joke of the Day

"A new BBC documentary accuses Hitler of millions of dollars worth of tax evasion. Man, the more I learn about this guy, the less I like him!"

"What do you call a young gold digger? A miner"

"CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps ""Latest Speculative News"" or ""We Really Don't Know Shit"" would work. CNN call me."

"How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed? piece of cake"

"My girlfriend invited me to have some cyber-sex... I thought it was gonna be just some us time but it turned out it was a 4G!"

"Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon. Talk about getting everyone's hopes up."

"*walks into Best Buy* *points to CDs* ""May I have 4 sound bagels please"""

"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."