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Joke of the Day
"A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave? ""Nah I'ma stay"""
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"HR: Do you use the visualization exercises from the anger management class? Me: Yes, I picture a swarm of bees attacking co-workers."
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