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Joke of the Day
"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."
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"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it"
"I really want a Popsicle but I'm so not in the mood for Freezer Jenga."
"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."
"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."
"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."
"Reddit is like the dentist. No matter what you're doing, it's wrong."
"Love my pillow so much because it doesn't leave my house in the morning after spending the night with me."