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Joke of the Day

"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."

"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"

"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."

"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"[orchestra] VIOLIN 1: *pssst* Can I ask you a dumb question? VIOLIN 2: Um, okay. V1: What's up w/the guy in front waving his arms around?"

"I recently visited an only anal porn website, but I quickly left It was full of assholes"

"How many gay guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to pour the wine, and one to say 'marvelous, simply marvelous!'"

"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus"

"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"