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Joke of the Day

"Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower? Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu"

"How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff? Tell them it will ""cleanse toxins."""

"TIFU By Eating My Boss's Sandwich Oops wrong sub."

"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."

"What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What Men Know About Women"""

"""I'm sorry"" & ""I apologize"" mean the same thing unless... you're at a funeral."

"Two go through a tunnel, says the third to the fourth: "" I think we're five"". Says the sixth: ""I don't get it""."

"What do you call a big beefy doctor who also studies the weather in his spare time? A Meaty-urologist. ^^Don't^^shoot^^me^^..."

"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."

"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."