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Joke of the Day

"Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole."

"You know, not all Italians are in the mafia. Some are in the Witness Protection Program."

"My best friend keeps bagging me for being a virgin I haven't got the courage to tell him I slept with his sister."

"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."

"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."

"""You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah"

"What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp."

"Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one."

"What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell? Elrond's cupboard."

"What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights? Drive faster."