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Joke of the Day

"Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!"

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already screwed in! heh. *chirp* *chirp*"

"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"

"When does CPR become necrophilia?"

"Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend? He's super clingy."

"Great feats are always about timing. You think Hitler would have killed that many Jews four thousand years ago?"

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."

"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil"

"I probably should've said, ""Congrats on your 4th child!"" instead of ""Halfway there, OctoMom""."

"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"