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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority? One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts"

"Yo mama so hairy You almost died of rug burn when you were born"

"When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground. I actually felt my peener nod with empathy."

"Today at work, at my desk, my boss offered me a handjob... It's okay though, I'm self employed."

"Never think you can win a fight just because the other one is a huge pussy. It might have been a female tiger, but it still ate my arm."

"Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face."

"Did you hear that AIDS isn't spread by a virus? Yeah! It's spread by a fungi!!"

"I knew my fantasies were getting worse But when I spanked a statue I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"Laughed hysterically and said ""Oh yes, please do"" after the pizza shop guy asked if he could put the sauce in my box. I think I scared him."

"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""