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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority? One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts"

"""My wife worked a 12-hour day and I asked what was for dinner"" I explain to the other homeless people."

"My mate got busted stealing a calendar the other day. He got 12 months."

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"

"How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!?!"

"I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too."

"If you want to know who is really man's best friend, Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, come back an hour later, open the trunk, and see which one is happy to see you."

"I live in upstate New York You know, normally I'd say ""Fuck the Weather"", but these days, I'm pretty sure it's way under 18."

"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."

"Official Adrian Peterson Joke Thread Submit your best AP jokes and get upvotes. Easy enough, eh?"