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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt."

"A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says ""Out of Order"".. .. and says ""Even better!"" and gets into it."

"Hottest fabric on ramps in Paris this season: Kevlar..."

"Me: will I find true love? Ouji Board: A R E Y O U H U N G R Y Me: dammit grandma not now"

"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."

"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"

"Heard this while at a Canadian airport. Lady: We're going to the states for a few days. Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Lady: Why not? Oldman: It's full of Americans."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this"

"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"

"Why do men want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism and comparison."