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Joke of the Day

"If you have a dog grooming business and it's not called ""Doggie Style"" then something is wrong with you."

"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""

"4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil. This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank."

"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"

"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"

"Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible? They've got no Seoul."

"What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head? You don't want to look down."

"What kind of fun do priests have? Nun"

"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"

"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."