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Joke of the Day
"A man was found with his dick in a peanut butter jar... He was fucking nuts."
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"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"
"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"
"My dad told me that getting a blowjob is the only way to get ahead in life."
"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"
"Useless trying to undo a mistake. Focus your efforts on new ones."
"Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!"
"I make so many dad jokes... I probably have a lot of bastard children I don't know about"
"Me: ""Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"""
"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."