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"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."
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"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls."
"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"
"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"
"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."
"Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed? A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling."
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
"What's red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork."
"Romantic subtweets are like watching a couple kissing in a restaurant. We're all very happy for you but it still makes us want to vomit."