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Joke of the Day
"Worst place to buy condoms? A church. They're holy."
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"Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs"
"TIFU ...by posting this in the r/jokes subreddit."
"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
"I always wanted to be somebody I should have been more specific."
"What tick likes to run? Politicks"
"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."
"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."
"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."