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Joke of the Day

"There Are A Couple of Types of People in this World Those who play half life, and those who know what the number ""3"" is. I still don't understand what 3 is..."

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"Cops are raiding Justin Bieber's house looking for eggs. Seriously. Eggs. I can't make this shit up. This is why other countries hate us."

"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"

"What's the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family"

"Yes, Neil, everything sounds better when you have a great voice. That's how sound works."

"Case of the Pregnant Lady joke"

"Mother: I raised you both as a mother and a father. Son: Go fuck your self."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"

"What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face? Having a chickpea on your face."