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"*tries to turn on TV* TV: I have a boyfriend"
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"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""
"I named my penis ""Secret"" Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
"I learned what 'bukake' was last week... ...and boy, was my face white!"
"What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online? Kraut funding"
"In current news: US: Stop that Middle East: Stop what? US: That Middle East: This? US: Yes that Middle East: This? America: OMG STAAAHP"
"How can you tell male from female ants? Throw them in a bucket of water; if it floats, it's buoyant."
"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."
"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."