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Joke of the Day

"How do you spell ""sawss"" as in ""spaghetti sawss"" ?"

"Abortion... ...it brings out the kid in you."

"Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: ""Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"""

"What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer? ""You really crack me up dude!"" The drug dealer responds with: ""How much?"""

"I want you to be completely honest with me as long as you're only pointing out my strengths."

"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""

"On autopsy, instead of pumping my stomach to determine what I've eaten in the past 24 hours, a coroner need only look down my cleavage."

"How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server? D--Dos"

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?"