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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend."
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"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"
"Also, to all the people with egg avatars... have you thought about where you'll hide on Easter yet?"
"I came up with an in-depth, comprehensive list of films that are just like real life"
"I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son... ...but I couldn't planet."
"Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap."
"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""
"Me: goodnight moon Moon: It's 6pm Me: I know but I'm tired Moon: I literally just got here"
"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn't matter if it's mastercard, visa or American express."