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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a bucket list created by a 16 year old? A Fuck It list."
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"The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."
"What did O say to Q? ""Hey! Put that thing back in your pants!"""
"If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I'll assume you're Benjamin Button and unfriend you."
"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."
"How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"
"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"
"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."
"What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana? Cheech Marinade!"