55430

Joke of the Day

"Our last fight was my fault.. My wife asked me ""whats on the tv?"" I said ""dust."""

Next Joke
 
"Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits? Unit E"
"Who is fastest girl in the world? Answer: Airtel 4G girl."
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."
"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"
"What do you give Sean Connery when hes eating nachos in a bathtub? Shower Cream"
"Why can't you shop in the UAE? There's nothing Dubai."
"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"
"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."
"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"