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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."
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"I never make ""air quotes"" with my fingers when I'm talking, but I do lean to the side & whisper so you sense I'm italicizing."
"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."
"[During Interview] ""Do you have any questions?"" - Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?"
"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"
"Dictator Vegetable Who was the Dictator Vegetable who was responsible for the death of millions of people? Muammar Gourd-affi."
"I don't discriminate. Love whoever you want. Pansexual is cool with me. I mean, I like pans, I guess. They fry bacon and stuff."
"I found a pot of gold today... Au yeah"
"Chinese woman pray before releasing fishes in Paris river la Seine when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G77aVXoxTk"
"The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something..."