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Joke of the Day
"What did one snail say to the other? Nothing. They were both decoys."
Next Joke
"Two atoms are walking down the street... And the first one says ""shit man, i dropped an electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Says the second one. ""Yeah, im positive!"""
"What do vegan zombies say? GRAAAAAAINS!"
"INTERVIEWER: under skills you've listed ""gets jokes"" ME: haha, very good. good one sir, haha"
"Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!"
"Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. Everyone is always hanging their meat in it."
"TIFU (NSFW?) TIFU by getting my face tattooed on my dick so when I send dick pics my face is in all of them."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I decided to give him a glass of water."
"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"
"1970s: ""Hey baby"" 1990s: ""Hey babe"" 2014: ""Hey bae"" 2020: ""Hey b"" 2030: ""All hail our glorious squirrel overlords"""