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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms are walking down the street... And the first one says ""shit man, i dropped an electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Says the second one. ""Yeah, im positive!"""

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"

"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."

"What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose? Nobody knows!"

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"I bought myself a snail to race other snails.. I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish"

"A dan walked into a barr. And Roseanne said watch where you are going!"

"I walked into the Urgent Care bathroom and read a sign that said ""Nothing other than Toilet Paper in the Toilet"" So I Shit on the floor and flushed the toilet paper."

"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."

"My dad came into my room the other night as I was getting ready for a date He sat me down, handed me a condom, looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, don't make the same mistakes I did."""