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Joke of the Day
"Is it cocky to have more than one penis? Some might call it too cocky..."
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"My son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong. Imagine, at 9, being so ready for marriage."
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks"
""" I am so damn indecisive! "" said the man. "" How did you come to that conclusion? "" said the other."
"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"
"As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell ""JOHN CENA!!"""
"How do you draw a scatter plot? You give the pen to michel j fox"
"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."
"bad ""it's so hot...."" one-liners Two that I came up with... It's so hot that Stryper sang ""To Today With the Devil"" It's so hot that Karen Carpenter ate an ice cream sandwich. your turn!"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant."