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Joke of the Day

"I recently surveyed 100 women about their favorite shampoo preferences... The number one answer was, ""What the hell are you doing in my bathroom!?"""

"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""

"At a wedding where the minister told everyone to stand next to the person who makes life worth living. The bartender was almost trampled."

"[First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? ""Oh, that's the forklift"" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??"

"Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form ""wear"""

"Passover jokes? In case conversation at our seder lags."

"My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel."

"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"

"What do you call a dumb elephant? Donald Trunk"

"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."