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Joke of the Day

"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""

"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"

"I wanted to make a joke about a Russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down"

"Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui. Courtesy of Stewart Francis."

"The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"I watch too much Asian porn... I accidentally learned to speak Korean."

"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."

"I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken."

"Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese. I thought that wasn't very mature. He then ran over and pour milk all over my head. I thought HOW DAIRY!!!"

"why did Bob quit working at the toilet paper factory? Because he was tired of working with assholes all day"