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Joke of the Day
"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"
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"Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now"
"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "
"""I don't really know my best position. left, right or center"" ""Wayne, just get on the fcuking plane and pick an aisle will you."""
"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""
"Anyone wanna buy any budgies? I've got two round the house going cheep!"
"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"
"Don't be offended if I speak to you condescendingly. Be happy that I care enough to be sure your simple mind understands what I'm saying."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"