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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"
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"Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs? Because get off at different times."
"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""
"Congratulations, ""journalists"" who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn't know you could get a degree in teenage girl."
"Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab? Because it will create pandamonium"
"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."
"What did one gay pedophile say to the other at the beach? Get out of my Son"