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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."

"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"

"Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday Those were the days..."

"If you give Indian kids hockey stick and football they will be playing cricket with it."

"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."

"I turn the radio down when I drive by cops so there's no evidence of fun."

"My mate said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his balls. I said, ""Fucking hell, How much did she charge you?"""

"I thought I was a bisexual but I ended up just being gay. It was a bi now gay later plan."

"If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans."

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""