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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator The door was closing, so I held it open for him. He replied with, ""Sank you"". Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?"

"my wife finally agreed to a threesome, on the condition that she picks the girl i replied ""nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"""

"The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can."

"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."

"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."

"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"

"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"

"In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals? 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'"