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Joke of the Day

"Of all the different types of pornography ... I'd say animal porn is the bestial."

"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."

"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"

"Reception Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding sucked! But, the reception was AWESOME!"

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan."

"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"

"I've made myself a girlfriend out of plastic food wrap. She's a bit clingy."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is... Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop."

"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."