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Joke of the Day
"Of all the different types of pornography ... I'd say animal porn is the bestial."
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"Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter."
"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final."
"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""
"If a blonde and a brunette jump off a bridge, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would stop for directions!"
"What is the proper definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping her butthole you know you are in definitely."
"I'm reading a book on Anti-Gravity... And it's impossible to put down."
"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"
"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."