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Joke of the Day
"Your Momma is like Communism no class"
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"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."
"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
"(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"You know how they say ""you are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning"
"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."
"When a cop asks if you know why they pulled you over, smile, take their hand in yours and say, ""Sounds like somebody needed a friend"""
"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"
"What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia"