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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"
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"My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... Ellen Degeneris"
"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"
"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."
"What's the best vegetable to bring to a party? Stephen Hawking"
"We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris."
"North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))"
"God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money."
"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"
"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"