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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"What do you call a Totalitarian ass who remixes other people's speeches? D.J. T-Rump"

"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"

"What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna."

"Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM."

"A very curious customer asked a local tomato farmer if their tomatoes are genetically modified. ""No."" Said the farmer ""No."" Said the tomato"

"Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming? He didn't see a porpoise..."

"A programmer walks into a bar. Barman ask him if he wants ""beer or whiskey"", he responded ""yes"""

"What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad? Two letters."

"Charlie Chaplin called I couldn't hear him though."