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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Totalitarian ass who remixes other people's speeches? D.J. T-Rump"
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"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"
"To Do List While in Jail 1. Ask someone for an Eskimo kiss and when they shake their head no say,""Hey why'd you start without me?"" 2. 3."
"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"
"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."
"My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell."
"When is a penis not a penis? When it's a **foot**"
"I had a good Jeremy Clarkson joke... But I forgot the punchline... Then it hit me!"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you feed your self with that?"