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Joke of the Day
"You think Italians encourage amnesia? Forget about it!"
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"New Joker looks like he has the Memento disease and needs a bunch of tattoos to remind him he's the Joker."
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
"WIFE: I want u to be more spontaneous ME: ok [later] ME: *hides in closet with goalie mask on waiting for her to walk by*"
"*Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS"
"How does a Jew make tea? Hebrews it. -- How does a Jew make beer? --Hebrews Hops"
"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
"Just got a job as a software engineer for the government! My career as a professional shit poster is really gonna take off"